Beware of snakes

When I moved to Australia, my biggest fear was snakes.

They’re unnerving creatures: just a head attached to a singular strip of scaly muscle. Their stealth, their absence of limbs, flickering forked tongues and slit-like pupils – they’re so utterly different to humans that it’s unsettling.

Plus, the ones in Australia can fucking kill you. The Inland Taipan has enough venom in one bite to kill 100 humans. The Death Adder has the quickest strike in the world: less than 0.15 seconds. A bite from a Brown Snake will make you bleed from your mouth, bladder and asshole while neurotoxins seep into your brain. 

I’m from New Zealand, and we don’t have dangerous creepy-crawlies. Deadly spiders don’t exist. There are no snakes lurking at your feet. In contrast, Australia is basically one big Fear Factor challenge, infested with things that slither, bite and sting. I was shit-scared.

You’ve got snakes at the beach (and swimming between the flags), snakes chilling at backyard barbecues, and snakes at the local footy match. There are snakes meaner than a racist bogan on a Sydney train, snakes who’ll bite you just for fun. I’d heard that snakes routinely skulk in toilet bowls – fuck, I wouldn’t even be safe taking a dump. Forget Snakes on a Plane – this whole country was one giant pit of serpentine horror.  

There are things you can do to avoid encounters, of course. Stamp your feet to send vibrations through the ground – an alert to nearby snakes to GTFO. Stick to wide paths with good visibility (so you can see your impending death). Always check the shitter before you plonk your arse on the seat.

But as the weeks and then months passed, the fervour of my precautionary measures waned. There were no snakes in the streets, nor even in the wild areas where I went hiking. I grew bolder. I started wearing shorts that bared my legs while hiking (long pants can make your legs sweat like hot cheese wrapped in plastic when it’s 35 degrees out). Sometimes, I’d march carefree through the scrubby gums and golden tussock, without the threat of snakebite making me second-guess each step.

But I never felt completely at ease. This niggling thought would always return eventually, Even though I can’t see them, those noodly assholes are here, watching me. Hissing spectres haunted every bush.

When I finally did encounter a snake, it wasn’t quite the horrifying confrontation I expected. I was chilling on a surf beach south of Sydney, sheltering from the sun in the shade of a cliff.


A dull thud startled me. I turned to see glossy black rope nestled in the sand. It was a red-bellied black snake and it had just fallen from the top of the cliff. It sat still for a second, and if I could interpret snake facial expressions, I’d guess this guy was as shocked and confused as I was. He was shimmering ebony with jet black eyes and I could see flecks of fierce red scales where his body touched the sand. He was sinister but beautiful; bewitching.  

As quickly as the thunk had hit, the snake slunk to the safety of a rocky overhang. “Wait,” I thought, “that’s it?!” No flattening of the neck. No baring of needle-like fangs. No angry hissing (snake-speak for “fuck off”). The only evidence of this peculiar meeting was a sinuous trail in the sand. I realised he was just as afraid of me as I was of him.

My relationship with snakes is now one of respect and wariness – and I reckon the feeling is mutual. Snakes don’t want trouble from some angry, spade-wielding fuckwit. They just wanna be left alone to sunbathe and scoff down tasty snacks. Sounds kinda like me tbh.

Since my first experience, I’ve come across snakes multiple times on my bush wanderings. I’ve seen huge thick brown snakes glide through the undergrowth, and a copperhead, coiled up like a dog turd, by the side of a trail. Each time, I’ve been alert with adrenaline and my bare ankles tingle. But the moment passes.

I think life is like that, sometimes. The things you build up and up to be scary and dramatic end up being nothing more than a confused snakey-dude wondering how on earth he ended up on a beach; a blip in an otherwise ordinary day.


Gallery shots

I don't consider myself a pro photographer by any means, but I do enjoy taking snaps of scenery and wildlife on my travels. Here are the deets behind the images in my homepage gallery.

Sandfly Bay, Otago Peninsula, New Zealand


This stretch of beaut coastline, just 30 minutes from my home, is my favourite spot among the many wild beaches surrounding Dunedin. It is ~not~ named after the annoying biting insect, but rather the white sand that flies in the wind, forming tall tussock-covered dunes. Here you can spot New Zealand sea lions/rapoka, New Zealand fur seals/kekeno, and if you're lucky, a shy yellow-eyed penguin/hoiho. Then of course there are the usual suspects: various tern species and red-billed gulls/tarapunga. Sandfly Bay is a magical place to experience the wildlife and wilderness of southern New Zealand.

Weddell seal, Balleny Islands


In January, I was part of an expedition that landed on Borradaile Island, part of the Balleny Islands archipelago in the Southern Ocean. This chunk of ice-covered, black volcanic rock was first visited by humans in 1839 – this was the first time humans set foot on land south of the Antarctic circle. We landed on a thin spit occupied by two penguins (one chinstrap, one Adélie) and a number of Weddell seals. This individual was sporting a stylish snow moustache.

Temperate rainforest, Haida Gwaii, Canada


In 2015, I visited this rainforest-draped archipelago off the coast of northern British Columbia. I was captivated by the wildlife, lush scenery and fascinating culture here. I took this photo on a walk through the Damaxyaa Heritage Site and Conservancy, an area set aside for the people of the Haida Nation to continue their traditional activities.

King penguins, Macquarie Island 


In January, I visited Sandy Bay on the subantarctic Macquarie Island. Here, I encountered thousands of king penguins lining the shore. These chubby chunks are the brightest of the penguins, with tropical sunset accents to their tuxedos.

Jungfraujoch, Switzerland


A misty day at the Top of Europe in 2016.

Morton National Park, NSW, Australia


One of my favourite places to explore in Australia are the mountains west and south of Sydney. Much of this area is protected in national parks, with stunning vistas from the tabletop mountains. I took this snap of Fitzroy Falls and, not long after, ran into a lyrebird scratching around in the bush!

Southern royal albatross, Campbell Island


You don't realise just how big these birds are until you see them in the flesh. I was lucky enough to do just that on windswept Campbell Island in the subantarctic.

Antarctic petrels, East Antarctica


While sailing towards the coastline of East Antarctica, we came across an iceberg with 4,000–6,000 Antarctic petrels sitting on top of it and swirling around it. This is an unusual sight that many veteran expeditioners had never seen before. It was spectacular to witness.

Danum Valley, Borneo

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In mid-2017, I spent two weeks in Malaysian Borneo. The highlight was visiting one of Malaysia's last primary lowland rainforests in Danum Valley, where I encountered orang-utans, gibbons, monkeys, hornbills and many other fabulous rainforest creatures.

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Reflections on my first solo travel experience

First written in October 2015.

I wasn’t sure whether I wanted to write any pieces on my trip to Canada. At the time, it was a very personal experience. I wanted to inhabit each moment fully, without worrying too much about writing for an audience or posting on social media. But here I am, having had a good think on a bloody fantastic trip.

I didn’t expect my first big solo trip to have any great, transformative effect on me. A friend told me, “You may find out how good you are at being alone, but don’t expect to change or learn more about your ~deep inner being~.” So I didn’t want to overthink things. I simply wanted to have fun, just be somewhere different for a while. While I may not have had any profound revelatory experiences, I reckon I still figured out a thing or two.

Solo travel is rewarding – but not in the way everyone told me it would be.

For most of my trip, I was travelling independently. Quite a few people told me before leaving, “Don’t worry! You’ll meet SO many cool people.” This seems to be the predominant travel narrative for those in their early-mid 20s. You know, the classic “big OE” stereotype of parties, contiki tours and drinking in hostel bars. If that’s your jam, then that’s totally cool – but I’m a pretty introverted kinda gal, I suck at small talk and excessive alcohol doesn’t agree with my IBS (lol). I also had pretty set ideas about the kind of experiences I wanted in Canada – heaps of walking and outdoorsy stuff basically. I wasn’t about to pay to go half way around the world and end up following the crowd to the bar because that’s what you’re “supposed to do.” Not every has the same expectations and I often felt (and sometimes still feel) a bit like the odd one out.

Even though I’m pretty quiet, I was still kinda nervous about being by myself – I’d become used to the company of a few certain people and almost felt dependent on them to be happy. Couple this with the fact that I’m not really outgoing, and the whole solo travel thing seemed like it could be a really shit idea.

But in the end I loved having the time and space to think and read and write and walk and just be. It had been a long time since I’d felt so comfortable in my own skin. It was totally freeing to do things 100% on my own schedule. I didn’t need anyone else’s company to be content and that’s pretty fucking empowering.

I did also meet some super cool people who expanded my little cosmos – people of all ages from diverse places and backgrounds. I met a badass Quebecois nature guide who has four dogs, white-water rafts, has lived in an offgrid cabin in the Yukon and spends part of her year in Churchill, Manitoba (a.k.a polar bear central). I had awesome conversations with a maths teacher from Alaska who was into foraging and growing his own produce. I went hiking in the Yukon with a wonderful former museum archaeologist who pointed out beaver lodges and fungi. Totally rad people I could connect to on my own terms; no pressure to act like someone I’m not. But for the most part these were fleeting connections. I didn’t make any immediate BFFs, and that’s ok.

Fleeting friendships – there’s no “right” way to travel solo. Jasper National Park, Canada.

Fleeting friendships – there’s no “right” way to travel solo. Jasper National Park, Canada.

Balance is important.

I was most excited to get OUTSIDE. To walk amongst tall pines, beachcomb, explore mossy temperate rainforest and feel glacier-fed lakes and rivers. There’s certainly plenty of these vibes in Canada: from the classic Rocky Mountains, to the vast expanses of the Yukon and the rugged coastline of Haida Gwaii.

But I also found great things in big cities – cute green spaces, fantastic museums and art galleries, characterful coffee shops, delicious ice cream and sushi and smoothies.

Having balance between the urban and the wild turned out to be pretty key to having a fab time. Alternating between the two kept my trip fresh and varied and exciting. I never felt like, “Oh greeaatt, another effing city.” It’s exhilarating to escape civilisation for a while, but other times it just feels right to enjoy a cup of coffee and laugh at wanky modern art.

It was also important to strike a balance between getting out there and doing shit, and just slothing around for a day. Travel can be tiring, so sometimes it’s nice to just soak up the vibes of a place, or chat to friends and family back home.

Wilderness in Banff National Park.

Wilderness in Banff National Park.

Urban in Toronto.

Urban in Toronto.

Attitude is everything.

Expect things to fuck up sometimes – but try not to let it stress you out. Adopting a chilled out, roll-with-it attitude is easier said than done (especially if you have a scumbag anxiety-driven brain like me). But it’ll make all those shitty but necessary things, like airport security lines and long bus rides, so much easier.

Getting into the travel groove also means having an open mind. For example, I believe there is no such thing as a 100% boring place. Sure, you won’t like some places that much (I wasn’t a fan of Calgary). But there’s always something cool to see or something tasty to eat, or even someone cool to hang with. Your experience of a place is largely what you make of it.

So ya know what? That means getting out there and making the most of it. It struck me that I did so much simple stuff that made me happy while travelling, that I didn’t do in my ordinary life at home. Of course you get to treat yourself to some wicked adventures while you’re on holiday – but I’m talking super simple. Like walking in the sunshine and learning about cool stuff that matters, just for fun. So many times I make excuses to sit on my arse at home, squandering the sunshine on Facebook. But no more! I’m all about utilising that enthusiastic traveller’s attitude everyday, seeing more, doing more and FEELING more in my own backyard.

Finally, there’s that social media crap. On Instagram and Facebook, we’re bombarded with glamorous images of travel bloggers and photographers doing their thang (or pretending to do their thang through staged shots). It’s easy to get sucked in and spend ridic amounts of time tryina get that perf #liveauthentic ‘gram, at the expense of simply enjoying the experience. I know I’ve been guilty of this at times, but increasingly that sorta attitude gets on my nerves. I’m not against sharing wicked snaps on insta. It’s all about moderation. What’s more, as Young Adventuress explains fucking perfectly, we’ve sacrificed good yarns for aesthetic but ultimately shallow pictures. Travel should be about exploration, experiences and stories – and sometimes it can be rewarding to keep them just for yourself. Just ’cause it’s not on social media, doesn’t mean it’s not a meaningful moment or awesome experience. In fact, I found that intentionally NOT sharing some adventures on social media helped me appreciate them more for their substance and feeling, not reducing them to mere photo ops.

I guess the whole attitude shbang can be summed up with a kinda “mindfulness” principle. You observe things and absorb experiences with a non-judging mindset, accepting each moment as it happens with your full attention and an open heart.

It’s all about the attitude – don’t let nothin kill yo vibe (not even a broken wrist).

It’s all about the attitude – don’t let nothin kill yo vibe (not even a broken wrist).

Tamahunga: Treasure of the north

First written in May 2015.

Mehemea ka tuohu ahau me maunga teitei.
If I should bow my head, let it be to a high mountain.

Mt Tamahunga is the tallest peak in the Matakana region – despite rising only 437m above sea level, it looms large and aloof above the surrounding landscape, a mysterious green hulk set back from the main road. I have a strong, sentimental connection to this region of New Zealand, having spent every summer here. I feel a deep reverence for the synergistic combination of ocean, rolling coastline and lush green bush; the tui, kereru and piwakawaka as well as the sea creatures and ocean-faring birds. If my soul has a home, this is where it lives.

This region is steeped with Māori history, and Tamahunga is no exception. The trail is named “Te Hikoi o Te Kiri” (“the walk of Te Kiri”) after a formidable Ngātiwai chief. In 1864, Te Kiri rescued around 180 Waikato prisoners held on nearby Kawau Island, and led them to the safety of his pā near the Tamahunga peak.

The walk up Tamahunga from Omaha Valley is short distance-wise but also steep, strenuous and often boggy. Through a couple of paddocks you emerge into bush teeming with ferns, vines, creepers, nikau palms, ponga and towering trees; a cool melting pot of greens and browns, flashes of silver and filtered light, with textures ranging from smooth and waxy to crinkled and rough. It is an earthy feast for the senses. If you walk up earlier in the morning or later in the evening, you may be greeted by tui, pīwakawaka (fantails) and miromiro (tomtits). The trail up is snaked with knobbled roots and embedded with moss-embroidered rocks.

The summit offers a grassy clearing and old wooden helicopter pad, but little in the way of sweeping views due to the thick bush (although I’m told if you continue beyond the summit to the north, there’s some stunning vistas – next time hey!). There’s a glimpse, if you’re sufficiently tall, down to the thin white strip of Omaha, a beach of classic beauty with sapphire waters and tussocked dunes that has unfortunately been victim of a subdivision development. It’s now host to the overt materialism of NZ’s extremely wealthy (including the PM, John Key). Beyond Omaha, the Tāwharanui Peninsula is visible, with its stretch of golden sand and patchworks of farmland and forest. Further still, the bush-clad hump of Kawau Island rises out of the of the ocean.

The track continues on to Pakiri Beach, or you can veer down to the Matakana Valley or simply return the way you came. The Tamahunga Trail is part of Te Araroa (“the long pathway”) which stretches 3000km from Cape Reinga to Bluff.

Finding nature in Sydney

First written in April 2015.

I’m not a big city person. The only two cities I’ve lived in have both had only a few hundred thousand people, and neither really has a city centre (Christchurch’s CBD was destroyed four years ago in an earthquake, and Canberra, the “bush capital,” is just weird). I find the crush of people on trains intimidating, the busy streets loud and overwhelming, plus towering concrete-and-glass is not really my aesthetic. Sydney is your typical “big city” – in fact it’s generic-ness is cited as one of the reasons The Matrix was filmed there – so you might guess it’d be the kind of place I’d loathe. I may not want to live in sprawling suburbia with mind-numbing commutes, nor do I have the means to live within the throbbing urban heart of this Aussie metropolis. But I’ve visited Sydney twice, and I will certainly be visiting again. Here’s a few reasons why.

Sydney: sorta okay for a big city.

Sydney: sorta okay for a big city.

Sydney has some cool nature vibes despite its urban-industrial atmosphere.

Simply walking through one of Sydney’s many green spaces, you’re bound to catch sight of cheeky rainbow lorikeets or raucous sulphur-crested cockatoos, or hear the flapping of flying foxes (fruit bats) at night. The Botanic Gardens are an excellent location to soak up some sunshine amongst some lush greenery, a living wall and a tropical glasshouse pyramid. We got around using ferries fairly often, which offered refreshing salty sea air and blue-on-blue sea-sky combos.

Feelin' lush in the rainforest pyramid.

Feelin' lush in the rainforest pyramid.

Sydney has a bloody awesome zoo.

Although there is a kinda commercial vibe to Taronga Zoo, it is on the better side when it comes to animal welfare and addressing wider conservation issues, like participating in the Corroboree Frog captive breeding and release programme.

Taronga has all the usual suspects: cheeky chimps and other mischievous apes, kangaroos (and a kangabro or two) and the big-ticket classics like elephants, tigers and giraffes. There’s a spectacular seal show that emphasises the importance of purchasing sustainable seafood (whether their message makes a tangible difference, I don’t know) and an awe-inspiring free-flight bird show. I’m a bit of a bird nerd (if you hadn’t already guessed, lol) and although I’d much prefer to see birds in their natural habitat, I got a real thrill giving a donation straight to the beak of Jasper the galah during my first visit, and to a Carnaby’s black cockatoo more recently.

Zoo classic: mama and baby elephant at Taronga Zoo.

Zoo classic: mama and baby elephant at Taronga Zoo.

Aside from these big attractions, I reckon it’s the lesser-known characters who make Taronga so fantastic. There’s gigantic stick insects, nocturnal Spinifex hopping mice, tiny bright black and yellow Corroboree frogs and impressive Andean condors. I loved making eye contact with a Tawny Frogmouth, spotting an Eclectus parrot in the rainforest aviary and getting up close and personal with a tree frog’s underbelly. We admired cassowaries, which are probably the closest thing to dinosaurs I’ve ever seen, and had great fun creating Goat simulator-esque scenarios involving the Barbary sheep and Himalayan tahr.



Beautiful female Eclectus parrot.

Beautiful female Eclectus parrot.

Sticky tree frog.

Sticky tree frog.

If you want to round out the full Sydney animal encounter, there is the Sea Life aquarium in the overtly touristy Darling Harbour. Next door to Madame Tussaud’s, the aquarium has a bit of a rip-off-the-sightseer feel, but is nonetheless home to a huge array of sealife: from big barramundi to tiny tropical fishies adorned with bright colours and crazy patterns. There were a tonne of little kids running amok but they didn’t detract too much from the fluttering, graceful stingrays and their mesmerising underwater flight. It was awesome to see sawfish and various sharks cruising overhead, and there’s a stonefish on display – one of the most venomous fishes in the world. Check out the video below from Smarter Everyday on its insane hypodermic spines.

The museums are treasure troves for the science-minded.

The Australian Museum is seriously great. With a mineral collection that would make Hank from Breaking Bad cry, to discovering the giant wombats and “demon ducks of doom” from Australia’s megafauna history, it’s easy to spend hours lost in the scientific and anthropological wonders housed in his beautiful historic building.



Diprotodon: giant wombat.

Diprotodon: giant wombat.

There’s also the Powerhouse Museum, formerly the Museum of Applied Art and Science. If you’re the kind of person who is in to technology or industrial design, then you’ll find it interesting. Personally, I found it a bit of a weird mix, with a fabulous jewellery exhibition but then also some machinery exhibits that really didn’t enthuse me. I was bemused to discover the laptop I’m typing on now featured in a computer design exhibit. You know your computer needs an upgrade when it’s in a museum…

A chilled out surf beach is only a ferry ride away.

Manly Beach: a long stretch of golden sand lined with Norfolk Pines, bustling with morning joggers and surfers. With a coffee in hand, this was the perfect place to sit and people watch, basking in the calm atmosphere after the “inner city pressure” of Sydney’s centre. A short stroll along Marine Parade is Shelly Beach: a cosy, sheltered bay dotted with sunbathers. Only one or two people were in the water despite the sunshine, perhaps due to the ominous sign warning of shark sightings. We walked through scraggly bush on the headland, which offered expansive views down Manly and out to the open ocean. The walk back was halted for a brief swim in a clear rock pool, and was followed up by some delicious Mexican at Chica Bonita.

Cities do have two things going for them: good coffee and food I can eat!

I am a sucker for a sweet café. There’s nothing better than food someone else prepared, especially when it’s tasty food accompanied by a quality caffeinated beverage. One excellent highlight was the serendipitous discovery of Greenheart Espresso, just a block or two back from Darling Harbour. Darling Harbour itself is populated by soulless steak-or-fishnchips restaurants touting themselves as “funky”, so why bother with the just-off-the-cruise-ship crap when Greenheart Espresso is so close by! This little espresso bar was a breath of fresh air, with a cabinet full of delicious sandwiches, fresh salads piled high on the counter and a selection of smoothies with super new-age ingredients like almond milk and cacao.

Another great find was The Fine Food Store in The Rocks, with an extensive menu of crazy delicious breakfast and proper iced coffee (with espresso ice cubes – none of that cream and ice cream shit).

Into the wild: On my own terms

First written March 2015.

I like to think of myself as a nature lovin’ character. I believe that a connection to wilderness is essential to human wellbeing and count Chris McCandless as one of my personal heroes. I was enthralled by Robyn Davidson’s stubborn slog across the outback in Tracks and I wished that Wild had more sweeping mountain scenery and less Reese Witherspoon getting it on with randoms in alleyways. I follow the adventures of Not A Chance and Carrot Quinn, badass ladies who have thru-hiked more than 24,000km of the Pacific Crest Trail between them. I daydream of trekking through the rich, sweaty depths of the Amazon and scaling the cloud-shrouded dome of Mt Kinabalu in Borneo.

It was with these wild aspirations in mind that I signed up for a volunteer tramping trip: five days in the NZ back country monitoring and catching kea. Despite my enthusiastically earthy self-image, I have only really undertaken day hikes, with just one overnight backpacking stint in the last five years. This lack of experience didn’t deter me, and I spent weeks preparing, acquiring a pack and practising pitching my tent. But soon after embarking, reality cut me down like a tree being logged and my expectations were splintered. The uphill struggle straight up a mountainside burned me out and wore me down. Suffering from heatstroke and with a nerve in my shoulder pinching, I decided to walk out and go home the next day. Since this disappointing experience, I have been wracked with doubt. I had built up these lofty expectations based on the exploits of others, without pausing to consider the extent of my own abilities and what I actually wanted out of the experience.

Halfway up the mountainside - Hawdon Valley, near Arthur's Pass.

Halfway up the mountainside - Hawdon Valley, near Arthur's Pass.

The struggle was real.  Photo by Tobi.

The struggle was real. Photo by Tobi.

There’s no doubt connection to the natural world is important to me – and indeed in the age of “nature deficit disorder” it should be a connection we all strive to strengthen. But I got addicted to the idea of nature – a flattened, two-dimensional version splashed across smartphone screens. I wanted to participate in this colourful world of sharp blue, green and brown pixels. But real nature isn’t just a pretty picture – it’s the afternoon sun beating down on the back of your neck, the cool river water tugging at your ankles with a deceptive strength and the wind charging down a mountain pass to rattle and pummel your tent. It’s invigorating, but not always comfortable. Combined with the pressure to maintain a certain pace with others of mountain-goat-ability, my wilderness sojourn was a shock to the system. But there were magical bits too: a low cloud slinking at the far end of the valley, the dark, weedy waters of a shooting cold tarn and of course the piercing cry of kea as they wheeled overhead. Maybe right now I can’t walk for weeks on end, but I can still delight in nature. It’s not about trudging so fast to your destination that the scenery, flora and fauna meld into a barely-remembered blur, nor is it obsessing over getting a spectacular scenery snap to show off to your friends. It’s stopping to admire a particularly perfect fern, or press your hand into a bed of soft moss. It’s sitting on a cool, smooth rock and smelling the earth after rain. It’s about a complete sensory experience.

River crossing.

River crossing.

Mountains, braided rivers and sneaky clouds.

Mountains, braided rivers and sneaky clouds.

Tarn near Walker Pass.

Tarn near Walker Pass.

I think each person has their own unique relationship with nature. For some it will mean detaching from modern madness for days or weeks, but for others it may mean a Sunday picnic by a lake. Both are valid, both can be restorative. But the essence of our enjoyment is not static – like nature itself, it is dynamic and complex, ever-changing and evolving. I can aim to live more authentically with my environmental values, and less vicariously through Instagram. While my planned 5 day break in nature may have come to an abrupt end, my connection to nature in all its beauty, paradox and power can only grow. We should all venture out to visit Mother Earth in person more often, on our own terms.

Holding a kea - the uphill slog was worth it just for this.  Photo by Peter.

Holding a kea - the uphill slog was worth it just for this. Photo by Peter.